Tuesday, August 25, 2026

No Atheists in Orchards


 


I have an accidental orchard. On the 7500 square foot city lot that my house sits on, there are no less than 13 Italian Prune trees. I did not plant them, they are the volunteers , spread from Italian immigrants trees some hundred and twenty years ago. Italians lived at the bottom of the hill. Scandinavians lived at the top of the hill and in their taciturn solemnity, they loved their neighbor's plums and they migrated to the Nordic elevations of Pigeon Hill. These trees produce delicious, sweet, delights that make you stop and contemplate the universe. I do almost nothing to these crazy trees that spread like weeds. I occasionally cut water spouts, suckers and try to keep the trees from growing too tall. Other than that I watch them grow. In late August I pick hundreds of pounds of amazing fruit. Picking is usually haphazard and the trees are strange shaped and everything feels like chaos while you are doing it. Something happens while reaching up and grabbing a handful of perfect plums, that feels ethereal. I am not by nature a very spiritual person, I like to know things for certain, but during the harvest, it's impossible not to feel grateful and in awe of a universe that gifts such abundance in the face of human indifference and apathy. We give them all away to neighbors, food banks and one neighbor works with Afghan refugees, who apparently love them. I think of all the people who will enjoy these bags of plums and the simple fact that I love seeing these gifts enjoyed. The black dog is ascendant in my life, and it's easy to get tightly wrapped in my personal depression, and the destructive spiral of politics but this insane bounty of the weird weed trees, is my cure that also tastes great.

Saturday, August 8, 2026

637

 I am a man with hardened arteries. I received a calcium score on a heart CT scan of 637.  Dead man walking? Not quite but a serious wake up call. It's hard to understand how I got here, except to admit to myself that I have always relied on my good looks and sparkling personality to skate by on the minimum of effort and on good luck and all that has run out like a melted ice cream cone on the sidewalk of life. 637 is my new epitaph on my headstone. 637. New outlook is here. I will try to make a positive moves but this 637 is irreversible


Saturday, July 25, 2026

Once we were the beautiful people.


 


Damn. Yeah, looking backwards will always make you feel old.

The story of this picture: It was my ex-girlfriend, and still friend, Cindy's wedding reception. The beautiful girl next to me (and my spoonful of....something) is my revenge plus one,- the gorgeous, knockout you bring to your ex's wedding. Of course, by then, she was realized as my soulmate; the ethereal Laurie. Rob Ryan, who would eventually be my best man at Laurie and my wedding wears inexplicable pink sunglasses. It was 1986 or 1987. We were all young. We would never grow old. Nothing boring or stupid would ever happen to us. The world had great potential and was just getting started. Well, that was not the case. Now I resemble a grey big toe with glasses and I bitterly review my younger years with outrage that I didn't travel more, I didn't make more films or even money. However, I did get to live these days with good friends and someone wonderful to love. I am a rich man.

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Black Dog Ascendant.

Absolute fucking chaos. This country is quickly dissolving into a thick, rubbery stew of ungovernable mayhem and AI supported gaslighting falsehood. ICE killing the "wrong suspects", disappearing senators, election suppression incoming. Terrible candidates. My beloved has cancer and Parkinson's. And I  just want to end it most of the time and drown it all in cheap Trader Joe's wine. Joy seems to be gone from our lives. It is a hole  that is deep with unscalable walls.  Everything costs 10 times as much as five years ago, the world grinds, and of course, the Mariners suck again. I feel like shit, with my head in a bag. 

Fuck this shit

Tuesday, June 9, 2026

We Join The Electric Car World (Again)

 

For the second time in my life I have an all electric VW to drive and they could not be more different. The Id.4 is awesome. My electric 1972 bug was quaint and weird.

My one and only


 

I love her so much. It's been a rough year for health concerns but, we will get through it.

Monday, May 11, 2026

Washing the Endtimes El Camino, as the Hours Grow Short.

 

"Sic Transit Mundus"
"So Passes the World"

The El Camino is freshly bathed. It seems to be running fine, maybe a little too much timing..It was good for a 40 foot scratch on the pavement in front of the house. All is ready. as the golden idol of the evil orange king has been erected in Florida.  Gasoline approaches $7.00 a gallon. Food is becoming scarce. Blatant racism is on the rise. Trump is ravenous. UFO files are being released. The Mariners are mediocre again. The signs begin to align and the hour of El Camino of Armageddon nears.The foolish old man who tends the El Camino, the un-amazing idiot wizard, has covered it in Martian Sanskrit as was foretold by the ancient ones. Will the last of the dinosaurs be called into service? Is it needed to transcend reality?  Or will it just remain in it's barn?